The Journey For a Bigger Penis

My Penis Grows Bigger…

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:46:46 +0000

Indeed it does, my friends. It’s been around a week or so and I decided to update my site.

I bring some good news. My small penis has been battling hard for the past week, but in the end battle has been victorious…kind’a.

In my last post I wrote that I started using the PenisAdvantage program. I just have to say it has been a success so far. Along with the stretching methods from the DVD and the strething device I’ve been trying various combinations and so far I have noticed that the best gains I had when I started using specific methods PenisAdvantage program. Yes, this hurts quite a lot. I even started to wank less because of it. Sometimes it gets quite unconfortable but I believe this will pay me back in a long run.

You would probably want to hear my stats. Well, here they are:

In the past week I have gained additional +0.4 cm in erect length and around +0.2 cm in erect thickness. In flaccid state it has increased +0.5 cm in length and I can’t really say if it has grown much in girth. Also it feels bigger

Anyway, the stats might be a bit off since it is not that easy to measure a small penis, but I really think it has grown quite a bit since last time.

On a side note, one of my e-pals advised me to put some google ads on my page. I let him do it since quite a few people visit my blog, so I think this will pay for the hosting. I hope you won’t feel disturbed

I’m back!

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:18:04 +0000

I haven’t made a post for a long while. But don’t think that I have abandoned my journey.

I have been activly using Andropenis and have been following Matters of Size routines.

My cock hurts like hell right now because during the day I try to use the andropenis thing and when I come home from job I start doing the stretching exercises from the Matters of Size program.

For a while my penis really started to hurt and I had to stop stretching for a couple of days. I think I might have overworked something.

But there are no bad news without good news.

A few weeks have passed and I think I can see some minor progress.

In soft state my penis has increased length for about 5 mm so it is around 4.5 cm right now (1.77 inches). As erect it stands around 8.3 cm now (3.26 inches). The girth hasn’t changed though

Also, in my heat of penis enlargement journey, I admit that I have bought another product. The product is Penis Advantage. It’s another program that claims very good gains by spending very little time. My gains are pretty slow, so I don’t think I will lose much if I try it.

My small penis has made a decision…

Wed, 13 May 2009 11:54:15 +0000

…ok, so in the last post I tried to decide which penis extending device or method to buy. AndroPenis or MattersofSize. I also had a poll and votes seemed to go for MattersofSize. So I decided to order it. In fact, I’m dowloading it now.

On the other hand, since it is an instructional DVD on stretching exercises on the most part, I’m not really sure if I will be able to stick with it if it takes too much time, since I had problems with sticking to these stretching routines in the past, so I decided that I will also order the AndroPenis device.

Maybe I should perform the stretching exercises during the day and use the penis extendor while in sleep ? Provided, it doesn’t hurt like hell, which I heard it does.

I will begin my quest tomorrow, so wish me luck!

Make this penis look like not a penis

Sat, 02 May 2009 21:35:04 +0000

Ok, let’s change the subject for a while. Let’s talk this time about penises instead of small penises. I was browsing internet one day and found the best challenge ever. Someone decided it would be fun to challenge people to change his lamely drawn penis into something that does not look like a penis. Here is the original image:

And here is the gallery of pictures I thought were best:

Feel free to try morphing the dick into something else and then send me the image so I can add it to the gallery.

I have a dilemma. Which penis stretching device to buy?

Fri, 01 May 2009 21:32:07 +0000

Ok, the boss paid me and I have some spare cash to spend for my penis enlargement journey. Since I do not believe in magic pills, I am looking forward to buying a stretching device of some sort. I’ve tried manual stretching and I just hurt my penis and I didn’t see any improvements, but maybe I was doing something wrong, so currently I am thinking of giving a shot to one of these 2 products, which people of the internet have most recommended to me:

AndroPenis – as always it promises outstanding results and size increase both in length and girth. The logic tells me – if you stretch your penis for all day with this thing, it should theoretically get longer, shouldn’t it? The problem is just that – you have to wear it almost all day long! I’ve read on forums that you have to actually wear it at least for 6 hours a day for 3 months to see improvements. Now, a logical question arises – how the hell am I going to wear it to work? Will I be able to hide it in my pants? What if someone notices? Is it safe and won’t it ruin my already small penis? It seems promising, but I just can’t tell if it’s shit or not until I’ve used it myself.

Shit looks tight.

MattersofSize – This is a DVD educational package on stretching and all techniques of penis size increasement. It also comes along with some stretching device thingy, but I think here I will have to stretch it myself anyway, hopefully not for 6 hours a day. They also promise results after 1 week. WOW! If I would be a total tool, I might actually believe that. But then again, I can’t argue until I have tried and proven them wrong (not that I want to).

Shit looks GAY!

Well, anyway, I see that the common theme for both of these products recommended to me is stretching, stretching and even more stretching! This is also the only thing I heard actually helped guys increase their size, so I guess I’ll have to try it.

But which one should I order? AndroPenis or MattersofSize? Check out the websites and vote which one to you seems more worth it.

I’ve set up a poll so you can decide which one you want me to test first.

NEWSFLASH!!! Enrique Iglesias has a small penis!

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:50:34 +0000

WOW, these news actually made me feel better! Who would have thought that the Enrique Iglesias, the sexy spanish singer, worshipped by women all over the world has a TINY PENIS??!!!

That’s right, check this article out:

Enrique Iglesias has shocked everyone by announcing he is bringing out his own line of extra-small condoms.

The one time heart throb had publicly admitted that he is unable to find condoms small enough to fit on his little pecker and wants to save others like further embarrassment of having to request them.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty Anna Kournikova and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.

Iglesias is quoted in the Houston Press newspaper as saying: “The next product I’m gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms.

“I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people – you know, from experience.

“Hopefully people won’t be ashamed when I step forward.”

We’re in the same boat, man…

But women still lust for him, right? So maybe I do have a chance after all? Oh, wait, I forgot that I’m not a celebrity pop star, multimillionaire with dashing looks…

First Hatemail

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:35:23 +0000

Only four days and my blog has become quite popular from what I see. I’ve also been receiving some emails, most of them hatemail.

Here are some I liked:

“Why are u suc ha a whiny bitch ? So what if you got short dick at least do your best with it or somethin. You wont get far in life with all this whining”

Maybe not, but at least I’ll feel better. This is why I changed the name of the “General” section to “General Whine”.

“LOL LOSER!”

Very original!

“Hahaha I bet you are a pasty middle class white guy that still lives with his mom, PATHETIC ”

Actually I am renting a flat, but I see you mentioned the “white guy” argument. I guess it really is true that black people have huge dongs and white guys are shorties…anyway, I see this guy is quite happy about me, oh well at least I make someone feel good.

“Hey, stop whining and do the operation!”

I have been told this lots of times and yes, operation does seem like a good answer. Sadly, from what I’ve read, it isn’t always very effective and does not improve much. Also, I don’t have the money yet.

And for a change here is a positive email I’ve received.

“Don’t feel down. The size is not that important, it’s your attitude that counts Keep your chin up!”

Wow, how groundbreaking! I’ve been told this dozens of times but practice still proves that girls like big dongs over shorties. The woman who sent me this probably wanted to make me feel better, well, she didn’t. If someone wants to make me feel better, send me a solution.

Ok, that’s enough for today. I’ve also added a simple poll on the right of the blog. Check it out!

Small penis myth #2 busted!

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:45:13 +0000

We alread busted the small penis, big car myth but there is another myth I’ve heard a lot mentioning penis size. Some people say that men with big noses have big penises and vice versa. So apparently, man’s nose should be proportionate to his penis size…in some way.

Since I have an incredibly tiny penis, my nose should probably be tiny, too, right?

Well, let’s take a look shall we.

Make the conclusions yourself.

Do men with small penises drive big cars?

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:19:40 +0000

I’ve heard lots of people saying that hummer, escalade, pickups or any other impressive expensive car owners have small penises.

Well, I have a really small penis, so apparently at least I should have some cool car, right? RIGHT?

WRONG!

This is what I drive:

Wow, what a monster! Ok, so I’m actually selling it and am planning to buy a better car. Maybe some newer model of the same VF Golf. Still, it’s not even going to be close to what “small penis” owners should drive. It seems I’m not only a small penis owner, I’m not even a very good one since I can’t follow the “small penis owner rules”.

Yeah, I work as a damn clerk in some small bank I’m not going to mention. The last thing I want is my boss and workmates finding this blog.

Do you know anyone with a small penis?

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:05:21 +0000

If you know anyone with a small penis, please tell me more about this person.

First of all, you could tell me – how do you know he has a small penis? If you are a woman, then maybe you could tell about your experience with small penises? Or maybe you know someone who had a small penis and got it grow longer? If yes, then HOW?

Or maybe YOU have a small penis?

Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section of this post.